Articles by: tchhodentobden
A man calls up a mental hospital. “I'd like to speak to the guy in Room No. 27.”
The receptionist goes to 27, finds it unoccupied and tells the caller, “Sorry sir, but there's nobody in that room.”
“Good,” comes the reply, “that means i managed to escape.”
Hai guys just drop by to wish all the members of NOPKIN a very HAPPY NEW YEAR n a great WINTER SOLSTICE… May this year bring u all guys an ever lasting HAPPINESS n i hope all the CHRONIC BACHELORS meet with their dream gals…. Kidding… i know merit n Shaym must be fuming with my above words…. ha ha ha …….. "MAY PEACE AND HAPPINESS FLORISH IN THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD……"
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.
The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Nopkin: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
1. Who were the bride and bridegroom?
* Romeo and Juilet.
2. When did he purpose?
* Twelfth Night
3. What was her reply?
* As You Like It.
4. From where was the ring obtained?
*. The Merchant Of Venice
5. Who were the chief guests?
* Troilus and Cressida.
6. Who were the bridegroom's friends?
* The Two Gentelman of Verona.
7. Who prepared the wedding feast?
* The Merry Wives of Windson.
8. What was their honeymoon like?
*. Midsummer Nights Dream.
9. How would you describe their first quarrel?
* Much Ado About Nothing.
10. What was their life like?
11. What was the groom's chief occupation.
* The Taming Of The Shrew.
12. what did she give him?
* Measure For Measure.
13. What did their friends say?
* All's Well That Ends Well.
i' m sure that there have been times when you said to yourself, " If i make a mistake my colleague or my parents or my friends or anyone won't love me". you may have allowed yourself to think that you have to earn love by succeeding, by winning, by being the best rather than being yourself and doing as well as you can.
There is a part of us that refuses to acknowledge or to be satisfied with our limitations. Asking for help is also seen as a weakness. thus, life becomes competition. Many fear that if they fail at something or make a mistake they won't be accepted. Yes, doing good is the ideal but a mistake isn't necessarily a moral evil.
As you continue to discover, life is a process of trail and error where you learn despite your mistakes and because of them. After all, nobody's perfect. "The only real failure is the one from which you don't learn anything".
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
If a girl laughs,
She is a jolly person.
If a man laughs,
He is mannerless.
If a girl talks,
She is witty,
If a man talks,
He is a chatter-box.
If a girl loves silence,
She is serious.
If a man loves silence,
He is dull.
If a girl looks at a man,
She gives a glare.
If a man looks at girl,
He gives a stare.
If a girl wears unique dress,
It is a fashion.
If a man does so,
He is a joker.
If a girl group moves 2gether,
They join a company.
If a man group moves 2gether,
It becomes a gang.
OH! HOW LUCKY GIRLS ARE, AREN'T THEY?
Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop.
A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children!
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep!
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)
"Work fascinates me"
I can sit and watch it for hours!
God made relatives
Thank God we can choose our friends.
My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!
God is Alive! Speak to Him!
(It's cheaper after 9.30 p.m.!)
When two's company, three's the result!
A designer dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view!
Lady : "Doctor, I don't know what has happened to me, I have a severe headache, poor sight, poor hearing, constant running nose, high blood pressure, back pain, kidney stone, gall bladder stone, stomach ulcer, high sugar, and my body shivers frequently."
After hearing all these complaints the doctor picks up the phone and dials a number.
The lady curiously asks the doctor "Are you consulting another doctor about my illness ?"
Doctor : "No, I am ordering the undertaker to dig a grave for you."
"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
*There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
*Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
*The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
You say he was very rich, but he left no money?
Yes, you see he lost his health getting welthy and lost his wealth getting healthy.
Beggar: Actually, i am a author. I wrote a book entitled One Hundred ways to earn money.
Rich Man: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the ways.
An outraged tenant complains to the landlord, My roof is leaking, rain is coming in through a broken window and floors are flooded. How long is this going to continue?
How should i know? Said the landlord. I am not a weather man.
Teenage life is the most fantastic time. Joys and sorrows which occur during teenage years are completely different from later life. We must understand that during the teens we are lost in a complex world. We can do things like going to a party, making new friends and various exciting activities. We enjoy new different experiences. Some also start dating during the teenage years. But if we are not careful during this sensitive junction of our lives, they are chances of losing the way. To a lost soul this beautiful world is worse than hell. Teenage boys and girls are not able to find their way if they are not vigilant because they have to cope with friends. If friends are addicted to drugs and alcohol, serious problem may arise.
For girls again it's a crucial time because tere are chances of pregnancy. Pregnancy will invite expulsion from school and dignity will be lost. Forgetting dignity, careers will be destroyed which is as good as the end of life. I think our youth, especially during this particular time, must be vigilant. I don't mean that they should stop enjoying this world and i also don't mean that they shouldn't have an affair.
Youths must be extra careful during teenage years. These crucial years decide wether we will have a bright or gloomy future. We make or break the rest of our lives teenage years. "So its better safe than sorry"
Two guys were taking chemistry at the
They had a great time, however, they overslept on Sunday and didn't make it back to
They told him that they went up to the
The two guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day to take the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. They each looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 Points. It was a simple question about molarity and solutions. "Cool," they thought. "This is going to be easy." They answered the question and then turned the page.They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on this page. It said: (95 Points)—Which tire?
PS: Via Mail
Wife: Why did you return so early from the office.
Husband: My boss got so mad with me that he asked me to go to hell so i came home.
Literature captures a certain moment, a certain mood, a certain face, a certain experience here and now and keeps it for thereafter. The moment, the mood, the face and the experience mey be located in time and space but they connect all time and all space. A poem, a story, a play resonates with meaning and radiates life long after the maker is gone. the moments and their memories may belong to an individual but they carry meaning nad significance for children and adults at the moment they are reading the works of literature and beyond. At this stage of this lives, their children are making great efforts at finding connections between their own experiences and the experiences of the people around and beyond themselves.
Opportunities to discover kindered aspirations and experiences will help children gain greater confidence in their live as they bringtheir own experiences and memories of moments to an understanding of the world around them. The aim of the selection within this thematic unit is to enable children see their own image in the texts they are reading. The selection is guided by the need to present to our children examples of beautiful ideas in beautiful languages. Teachers are expected to create the necessary opportunites for the children to interact with the characters and situations in as meaningful a way as possible.
An Indian and a Bhutanese man went shopping. Indian man bought 7 underwears and Bhutanesss man felt insulted. So he bought 12? WHY 12?
Asked the Indian. No why 7? Demanded the Bhutanese. Monday 1, Tue 1, Wed 1 n so on. Bhutanese man said: Jan 1. Feb 1. March 1.
Successful Businessman: Yes when i came to Thimphu i had just a 10 rupee note in my pocket with which i started my business.
Interviewer: How did u invest it?
Businessman: i used it to pay for a telegram home for more money.
Teacher: What will happen if tehre were no oxygen on earth?
Student: madam, one chapter will be excluded from our Chemistry book.
Life is full of mystery. It will remain an unsolved mystery for a person from birth to death. It can neither be solved norunderstood but we can wait for teh miracle and see where it leads. "Life is a stage. Gods are the director and we are the actor, where we have our own roles to perform. Actors are made to play by the directors just as life plays with us."
Happiness, sorrows, love rejections, struggle, success, joys, bad times, noble times, disasters, power, interests and frustrations etc come in our life. We're to face every struggle of our life."Life is not a bed of roses." We can feel the tenderness, love and happiness of ur life and at the same timesorrows, frustration, tradgey and bitterness comes along too. We cannot avoidwhat comes our way but can only go on accepting. Our birth itself is a big mystery for us. Science says its due to fertilization in the woman's ovary and religion says that it is blessing from the god. Science has gone too far to prove this. they've even started to produce test tubes babies nas robots but robots have failed to produce the power of speaking, thinking and studying of its own.. Which makes the religion a blessing from god. Then where is god, wherer is heaven and hell? Science has explored the entire universe but has found a singletrace of the existence of god. heaven and hell. It is a big mystery. The events that occur from dark to dawn, and dawn to dark is also a mystery. It seems to be a beautiful dream, if we go deep into the vary facts of life.
Th difference in earning and in the living standard is a mystery too. Some people are fed up with delicious food in plenty., while some people hardly surviveby eating broken wittles thrown in wastebins. What has made such a big difference? We are often unhappy with life when we are sad and soaked with sorrows, but life often seems endless joy. People laugh when it happens to others but repent when the same thing happens to us. We may achieve success and happiness in our lifetime, but sadly the grave will be waiting for us. We cannot take anything that has been earned with much difficulty, only a nandful of mud will accompany us to grave.
Uncertainly is a fact of life and people are lost in confused thoughts to understand the real meaning of life. They are unsure about what life really is and what it really stands for. All in all, "life is a great big mystery."
Little Johnny returns from school and tells his father he got an "F" in Arithmetic today.
"Why?" asks his father.
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said "6".
"But that's right," said his father.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'
"What's the f**king difference?" asks his father.
"That's what I said!"