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Wife Vs Husband

15 Aug 2012 Author Khamdangpa99

Another Forwarded Email I got from a good friend of mine .. Enjoy !@!!!

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingĀ  Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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One response to “Wife Vs Husband”

  1. choi says:

    i like ur joke

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